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Holds coffee. Withholds praise. Dishwasher safe, emotionally unavailable.
For the 6am "quick sync" you called out of pure spite.
Every page is intentionally unclear. 160 pages of plausible deniability.
Desk plaque. Deeply demoralizing. Refillable nameplate not included.
100% cotton. 0% open-door policy.
18×24. Suitable for offices, boardrooms, and unresolved trauma.
Set of 3 enamel pins. Wear your management style with pride.
"Access: Denied." Breakaway clip, for your safety, not theirs.
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Plain packaging. Your coworkers don't need to know about your journal habit.
We'll accept the product back. We will not accept the feedback.